January 2012
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Jan 13th
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December 2011
1 post
hello world
my name is jordan and i love big hairy balls. in and around my mouth. ;) 
Dec 24th
October 2011
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Oct 24th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 17th
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Walking Dead Mindfuck
Do zombies poop?
Oct 17th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 10th
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September 2011
4 posts
Sep 9th
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Sep 7th
3 tags
so gay.
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
Sep 7th
Sep 6th
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August 2011
11 posts
Day Three
This is a bad question therefore I choose not to answer. Instead, here is a picture of a midget.
Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
Day two: Nine things you would do on a perfect day
9. Wake up late and feel good.  8. Walk round in weather that doesn’t melt/freeze you. 7. Have a picnic in a park. 6. Eat taco bell all day without gaining any weight. 5. Lay in bed and watch good movies. 4. Go out in the middle of the night to just walk. 3. Play some videogames (lol, I’, a geek) 2. Watch the sun rise. 1. Do all of this with the girl I love (you know who you...
Aug 27th
Day One: Ten Favorite Songs Right Now
10. Super Massive Black Hole- Muse 9. Down- Stone Temple Pilots 8. The World at Large- Modest Mouse 7. Knights at Cydonia- Muse 6. Map of The Problemathique- Muse 5. Dust Bowl Dance- Mumford and Sons 4. White Blank Pages- Mumford and Sons 3. Sour Girl- Stone Temple Pilots 2. Thistle and Weed- Mumford and Sons 1. Oh- Dave Matthews Band(Because it happens to remind me of somebody) (: 
Aug 27th
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Ten Day Tumblr Challenge
itsmayaduh: Day one: Ten of your favorite songs right now Day two: Nine things you would do on a perfect day Day three: Eight of your best memories Day four: Seven things or people that broke your heart Day five: Six of your dreams Day six: Five things that you regret Day seven: Four people you’ll always love no matter what Day eight: Three people you miss a lot Day nine: Two issues you feel...
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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8 tags
Aug 12th
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Aug 10th
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Aug 6th
Aug 6th
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Aug 2nd
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July 2011
14 posts
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 29th
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GR.
I want to order my new PC already waaaah.
Jul 29th
Jul 28th
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Reblog if you yell when fighting or scream when...
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Jul 24th
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Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
the-absolute-funniest-posts: dont care dont care whore dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh your single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face   dont care dont care NOW...
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
Jul 22nd
Anonymous asked: are you a jew dog?
Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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highondmb asked: Hey you single baby?
Jul 22nd
August 2010
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Aug 25th
Aug 25th
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kimmychau asked: Tumblr mascot<3
Aug 25th
Tumblr Help
How can I block someone from following me on tumblr?
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
Matt Bors. Awesome social and political... →
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
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Day Four. Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot.
- College. And I hate that it comes up so often. It’s ridiculously stressful and sad to think about. -My friends. I’m always home and bored out of my mind. I’m always thinking of something to do. -Writing. My favorite hobby. I am always thinking about new topics I can write about. -Music. New albums, new releases, concerts. Whenever I get wind of anything new, I think about it...
Aug 23rd
Day Three. Eight Ways to Win My Heart
- Be genuine. I don’t like when people try to be fake. It gets you nowhere, and your cheating yourself. Be yourself, don’t change for anyone else.  - Be funny. I absolutely love people who can make me laugh. -Your smile. A girl with a nice smile is immediately attractive to me. Nice teeth is also a plus.  - Don’t be so serious. We’re only teenagers, there’s no need...
Aug 22nd
comedancing asked: i want apple pie, bitch
Aug 21st
Day Two.
- As my close friends know about me, I am constantly and unfailingly a total sarcastic douche bag. But, as my close friends know, I never mean a word of it. The truth is, if I’m like that to you, it’s my way of saying “Hey, I trust you enough to be myself.” -I put other people’s happiness before mine. It’s something I’ve done since a period in my life...
Aug 21st