March 2012
1 post
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I love you with all my heart. You are my angel!
My wife, Hayley
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
1 post
hello world
my name is jordan and i love big hairy balls. in and around my mouth.
;)
October 2011
8 posts
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Walking Dead Mindfuck
Do zombies poop?
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September 2011
4 posts
2 tags
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so gay.
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
August 2011
11 posts
Day Three
This is a bad question therefore I choose not to answer.
Instead, here is a picture of a midget.
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Day two: Nine things you would do on a perfect day
9. Wake up late and feel good.
8. Walk round in weather that doesn’t melt/freeze you.
7. Have a picnic in a park.
6. Eat taco bell all day without gaining any weight.
5. Lay in bed and watch good movies.
4. Go out in the middle of the night to just walk.
3. Play some videogames (lol, I’, a geek)
2. Watch the sun rise.
1. Do all of this with the girl I love (you know who you...
Day One: Ten Favorite Songs Right Now
10. Super Massive Black Hole- Muse
9. Down- Stone Temple Pilots
8. The World at Large- Modest Mouse
7. Knights at Cydonia- Muse
6. Map of The Problemathique- Muse
5. Dust Bowl Dance- Mumford and Sons
4. White Blank Pages- Mumford and Sons
3. Sour Girl- Stone Temple Pilots
2. Thistle and Weed- Mumford and Sons
1. Oh- Dave Matthews Band(Because it happens to remind me of somebody) (:
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Ten Day Tumblr Challenge
itsmayaduh:
Day one: Ten of your favorite songs right now Day two: Nine things you would do on a perfect day Day three: Eight of your best memories Day four: Seven things or people that broke your heart Day five: Six of your dreams Day six: Five things that you regret Day seven: Four people you’ll always love no matter what Day eight: Three people you miss a lot Day nine: Two issues you feel...
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July 2011
14 posts
GR.
I want to order my new PC already waaaah.
Reblog if you yell when fighting or scream when...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
dont care
dont care
whore
dont care
you’re*
dont care
dont care
your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?
oh your single, once again
dont care
song lyrics, how original
dont care
dont care
you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’
dont care
photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face
dont care
dont care
NOW...
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Anonymous asked: are you a jew dog?
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highondmb asked: Hey you single baby?
August 2010
24 posts
kimmychau asked: Tumblr mascot<3
Tumblr Help
How can I block someone from following me on tumblr?
Matt Bors. Awesome social and political... →
Day Four. Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot.
- College. And I hate that it comes up so often. It’s ridiculously stressful and sad to think about.
-My friends. I’m always home and bored out of my mind. I’m always thinking of something to do.
-Writing. My favorite hobby. I am always thinking about new topics I can write about.
-Music. New albums, new releases, concerts. Whenever I get wind of anything new, I think about it...
Day Three. Eight Ways to Win My Heart
- Be genuine. I don’t like when people try to be fake. It gets you nowhere, and your cheating yourself. Be yourself, don’t change for anyone else.
- Be funny. I absolutely love people who can make me laugh.
-Your smile. A girl with a nice smile is immediately attractive to me. Nice teeth is also a plus.
- Don’t be so serious. We’re only teenagers, there’s no need...